If You Can Read This, You’re Too Damn Close – Streetwear Tee & Hoodie
If You Can Read This, You’re Too Damn Close – Streetwear Tee & Hoodie
Personal space has entered the chat.
This bold streetwear-inspired design keeps it simple, sharp, and impossible to ignore. Featuring a distressed oversized back print paired with a clean minimalist front chest detail, this piece hits the balance between humor, attitude, and everyday wearability.
Built for people who like their style direct.
Front Design
Minimal left chest print:
PERSONAL SPACE.
Back Design
Large, distressed statement print:
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU’RE TOO DAMN CLOSE.
Perfect for:
- Streetwear fits
- Casual everyday wear
- Concerts & festivals
- Layered hoodie looks
- Gym, errands, travel, and “leave me alone” energy
Product Features
T-Shirt
- Premium soft cotton blend
- Relaxed streetwear fit
- Unisex sizing
- High-quality DTF print
- Durable distressed graphic finish
Hoodie
- Heavyweight cotton/poly blend
- Oversized streetwear feel
- Double-layer hood
- Front pouch pocket
- Soft fleece interior
- High-quality DTF print
Unisex sizing
Fits true to size
Size up for oversized fit
📦 Processing & Shipping
Made to order
Ships in 3–5 business days
Carefully packaged to protect the print
⚠️ Important Notes
Colors may vary slightly due to screen settings
Design placement may vary slightly by size
This is a physical item, not a digital download
🤍 A NOTE FROM OUR SHOP
Each item is made to order with care. Because this t-shirt is custom printed just for you, we’re unable to accept returns for sizing issues.
🖤 Why Porché’s Place?
Veteran-owned brand
Focused on quality over hype
Original, unapologetic designs
You’re not wearing fast fashion.
You’re wearing intention.