Professional Squatter Hoodie, Funny College Life Shirt, Rent Free Living Hoodie, Student Gift, Dorm Life Humor Tee, Custom Front Option

🎯 Because some of us never really moved out… 😏

The “Professional Squatter” design is made for college life—the ones enjoying all the perks without the rent.

✔ Free Gas
✔ Free WiFi
✔ Free Laundry
✔ Free Food
✔ Free Rent

If that checklist looks a little too familiar… this one’s for you.

🔥 What Makes This Different
This isn’t just a basic hoodie or t-shirt.
Ask about using your school colors. 

👉 Bold back design = the statement
👉 Optional front print = your personality

You choose how loud—or subtle—you want it.

👕 Front Add-On Options (Optional)
Customize the front chest area (left side):
No Front Print (clean + minimal)
#RentFree. ⭐ (recommended)
College Life
Intern
Custom Text (+$5)

🎓 Perfect For
College students & dorm life
Commuters living at home
Funny back-to-school fits
Graduation gifts
Anyone living that rent-free life
Parents buying for their “still here” kid 😂

🎁 Gift Ready
Perfect for:
Students
Sons / daughters
Roommates
Friends who “just visiting” a little too long 😂

College students
Roommates
Siblings
Graduation gifts
Back-to-school season

Details
• Unisex modern fit
• Soft but structured cotton
• Designed by Porché’s Place
• Printed to order
• Runs true to size
• Professionally heat-pressed DTF transfer
• Durable and long-lasting print
• Soft and comfortable fabric

Care Instructions
• Wash inside out
• Cold water
• Tumble dry low
• Hang dry for longevity
• Do not iron directly on design

📦 How To Order
Select Style (T-shirt or Hoodie)
Choose Color
Pick Size
Select Front Design Option
Add to cart

⚠️ Please Note
Back design comes standard on all items
Front design is optional and selected at checkout
Custom text must be entered exactly as you want it printed

📦 Processing & Shipping
• Processing time: 3–5 business days
• Secure packaging
• Made to order

🤍 A NOTE FROM OUR SHOP
Each item is made to order with care. Because this t-shirt is custom printed just for you, we’re unable to accept returns for sizing issues.

🖤 Why Porché’s Place?
Veteran-owned brand
Focused on quality over hype
Original, unapologetic designs

You’re not wearing fast fashion.
You’re wearing intention.